He asked to "fluff my boner.."
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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