so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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