At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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