Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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