what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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