But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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