i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
His hands were made for my vagina.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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