Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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