She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My life is pants optional.
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