Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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