don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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