now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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