Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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