this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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