so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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