I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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