You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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