fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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