So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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