I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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