Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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