So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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