we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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