it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Actions speak louder than pants.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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