I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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