If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this just has baby written all over it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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