yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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