He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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