So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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