Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
