I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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