if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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