I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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