nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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