Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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