His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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