He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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