i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm both gender and math confused
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