In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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