Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i've created a new STD.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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