She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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