I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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