Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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