i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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