I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
is it fun? or sober?
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