yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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