hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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