i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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