Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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