Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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