white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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