He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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