he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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