belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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