how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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