i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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